so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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