Can Purell be used as lube?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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