her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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