its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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