Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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