She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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