YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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