The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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