just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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