dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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