who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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