if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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