YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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