Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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