Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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