Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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