I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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