so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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