If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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