Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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