Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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