It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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