he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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