i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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