Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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