IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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