i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I don't think brook has ever known best
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
bring money and cleavage
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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