He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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