I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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