Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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