We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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