I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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