Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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