They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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