This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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