I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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