Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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