we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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