So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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