We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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