They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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