His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so let's talk penis.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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