Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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