Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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