I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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