I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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