Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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