The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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