are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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