Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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